Best Street Persona Likely to Cause a Car Wreck

Published 09.30.04
Jim Stawniak
PUNDITS’ AND CITIZENS’ CHOICE FOR BEST STREET PERSONA LIKELY TO CAUSE A CAR WRECK: Bicycle Shorts Man
A man stands at the checkout counter at Kroger. The cashier calmly tells him she knows he is stashing a large sausage in his pants and to kindly remove it. It is for this urban legend alone that the man known to many as BICYCLE SHORTS MAN is CL's pick, again -- despite our promise to lay off him for a while. The cause of a few fender benders, he's still a regular fixture on the corner of North Highland and Ponce, donning dark sunglasses, a backpack and a cane. His year-round attire varies only by the color of his skintight spandex shorts. Not much is known about him -- except that his absurdly large "package" is truly that of lore.

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RE: Best Street Persona Likely to Cause a Car Wreck

Posted by Matthew Metcalfe on 09.20.07 @ 11:01 AM

I would absolutely flip out if I saw him. This adds some character to the city.

RE: Best Street Persona Likely to Cause a Car Wreck

Posted by oh my on 07.10.06 @ 05:08 PM

this can't be real...some poor elephant is missing it's #$%#*!

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