Kevin
Occupation: Sculptor and server
Status:Hot, available and hunky
What do you wanna be when you grow up? A self-sufficient artist.
What do you think is your best attribute? I'm tolerant.
What's in your pockets right now? Keys, gum, and tons and tons of money!
Have you ever been in a fistfight? Yes. Self-defense.
Name some books you like. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. Timeless Mind, Ageless Body, by Deepak Chopra.
What's the last CD you bought? Something by Ween.
Turn-ons, turn-offs? Turn-ons -- pretty eyes, nice shoes, nice skin. Turn-offs -- smelling like cigarettes or alcohol, like I do now.
What's your worst habit? Smoking.
If you could have dinner with any historical figure, what restaurant would it be at? Since I work there, I guess it should be Einstein's with Frank Lloyd Wright.
If there was a sandwich named after you, what would be in it? Provolone cheese, tomato and turkey.
What's your favorite beer? Paulaner.
What's last movie you saw? Talk to Her. Awesome movie. Go see it.
Eminem: Underrated genius or overrated misogynist thug? Overrated misogynist thug.
Dealbreakers? Snorting when you laugh, picking your teeth and yawning a lot.
Can you cook? What's your specialty? Yes. Blackened swordfish.
What's the best way to hit on you at work? Tip me well and tell me you like me.
Sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you? Someone gave me a rose bush for Valentine's Day so we could watch the bush grow with our relationship.
The Lust List
Strip Valentine's Day of the roses, the chocolates, the Hallmarketed exterior, and what remains? Well, lust, of course. Last month, we asked Creative Loafing readers to identify their favorite hotties. We weren't interested in love, in teddy bear affection, in misty-eyed sweetness. No, we wanted lust. And we didn't want strippers, or celebrities, or the fabulously wealthy. What we found...
Amy
Amy was unique among our hotties as the only one to repeatedly interrupt her interview to get up and dance. She's not kidding when she says she loves music. Five minutes with Amy and you'll feel like her best friend. We wonder if that pisses off her real best friend. What do you wanna be when you grow up? An...
Karen
Karen makes one of her nominators "shake violently at the thought of asking her out." That makes him easy to identify in public. That very same closet-epileptic says Karen's the coolest and friendliest person he's ever met in a coffee shop. What do you wanna be when you grow up? Happy. Who's your biggest idol? My mom -- the bomb...
Anna
At the age of 7, Anna pretended to be her twin so she could pay for candy that she had stolen earlier. Unfortunately for us and Coors, she doesn't actually have a twin. Not that she'd be caught dead with a Coors anyway. Among her lustworthy traits is the ability to conduct phone interviews in various states of undress. Unfortunately,...
Kristen
Apres Diem and its predecessor, Cafe Diem, are legendary for the beauty of their staff. For someone to stand out at Apres Diem means hotness of solar proportions. Although it's perfectly acceptable to ask to sit in her section at the restaurant, please don't call 911 and request Kristen as your paramedic; you will be arrested. What do you wanna...
Daniel
He's not a celebrity, but somehow Daniel has managed to find himself a PR handler. He consulted friend and idol Alex Sears for nearly every answer. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I wanna be involved in editing or publishing. Who's your biggest idol? Alex Sears (left) and Eric Moorhead. What do you think is your best...
Dessie
According to the people who know (aka CL readers), Dessie "knows how to rock!!" She also has a collection of ironic T-shirts. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I'm in film school right now at GSU, so something in film. Who's your biggest idol? Clive Barker. What do you think is your best attribute? My personality and...
Elle (pronounced Ellie)
Elle so appealed to one CL reader that he needed the Caps Lock key to adequately describe her. SMOOOOOOTH, GRACEFUL and AMAZING is what he said, along with the intriguing claim that she uses ALL her assets. What do you wanna be when you grow up? A speech pathologist. Who's your biggest idol? My mom. She's a powerful woman. What...
J. (Even his name tag says so)
Said one of J.'s co-workers when describing him: "Damn, damn, damn, damn!" We're inclined to add a couple more exclamation points. What do you wanna be when you grow up? An independent marketing consultant. Who's your biggest idol? Marvin Gaye. What do you think is your best attribute? Compassion. Tell us your favorite joke. Life is funny enough. What should...
Kelvin
Kelvin's nominator is convinced that women in her office jam the copier just to get him to drop by. Writes the nominator: "To see him bend all over the copier results in a bad porn movie fantasy." What do you wanna be when you grow up? A biomedical engineer. Who's your biggest idol? My dad. What do you think is...
Stori
Her nomination not only made a guess at her weight, but also asserted that her "big boobs" are real. Nice. Stori confirms that her breasts are real, but politely asks that you not stare at them when you're ordering food. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I am grown up. This is as far as I can...
Taures
Taures was one of our top, non-ballot-stuffed vote-getters. One person called him the hottest guy in Midtown. Pretty much everyone mentioned his charm, which was evident from hello. He's not only hot, but he's warm. Figure that one out. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I'm in school for public health, but I'm also a singer and...
