Lust List 09: Jessica

Published 02.11.09

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Joeff Davis

Waitress at the Gravity Pub
Age: 25
Status: Taken

Jessica is a modern-day Bettie Page, a bona fide pin-up born in the middle of a Texas hurricane. Through some stroke of luck, she landed in Atlanta, where she can be found slinging grub at the Gravity Pub (which is temporarily closed, due to a liquor license snafu) and tooling around town in one of her two vintage rides: a Chevrolet 210 and a Galaxy 500. As one of her adoring customers observed, "It's kinda hard to concentrate when Jessica is my server." She's the kind of girl you want to ask, "Do you have a twin sister?" Weirdly, the answer is yes.

Name one band from the past you wish you'd seen perform live:

Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

What's your worst vice?

I do like a drink.

What's the weirdest way someone has asked you out?

I've got a couple of them. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a foot-long!" "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your bed rock!" Or, somebody looked at the tag in the back of my shirt and said, "Oh, yeah. Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

If you could live in one movie, which would it be?

Sin City's pretty bad ass.

What's the worst movie that you love?

My favorite movie of all time, actually – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, rock 'n' roll detective.

What's the dumbest thing you've done in public?

At work, we only have one stall per bathroom, so a lot of times dudes will go in the chick's bathroom. This dude came out of the chick's bathroom, and I was like, "You're not a chick!" And she goes, "Actually, I am." Oh.